INDIE AS FUCK

I wrote this in referance to a picture making fun of all the wacky indie comedies.

Ok here is my pitch for this story. Micheal(Micheal Cera) is being bullied by two brothers at his high school(Owen and Luke Wilson). He goes home to his somewhat dysfunctional family. His father(Bill Murray), his young gorgeous mom(Cameron Diaz), his prissy drug addicted sister(Kirsten Stewart) and his douchey jock big brother who is over for christmas(Robert Pattinson). He goes to his school again and hangs with his friend(Zack Galafanakis(sp?), and the girl of his dreams(Ellen Page). He tries to talk to her, but the wilson brothers kick his ass and make him eat dirt. So the next day Micheal gores on a roadtrip with his family to visit the whole family. They get there, shenanigans involving music, family issues and teenage puberty. Some of the uncles consist of Tobias, Will Arnett, William Shatner, Willem Dafoe, Jason Bateman, and The Sheen brothers who are woman seducing sex addicts. Throughout the family visit Micheal get's the encouragement from his messed up family to face the bullies and get the girl. In the third act he ends up going to a new years dance and instead of kicking the shit out of the wilson brothers, he does a really cool guitar solo that ends awkwardly. Ellen page is the only one that claps. And The Wilson brothers threaten to beat him up. But The Sheen brothers beat them up instead.... Indie As Fuck